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My Shiny Golden Calf!

by The Blue Candies

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Mollusk 03:42
Why am I alive? I should have died Why am I alive? I'm watching shadows on the wall I'm buying jamba juice at the mall Why can't I cry? My friends, they die so why can't I cry? I'm watching shadows on the wall I'm buying jamba juice at the mall a very special mollusk lives in that shell so be careful kids if you pull him out he's gonna die a very special mollusk lives in that shell so be careful kids if you pull him out he's gonna die
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Lying on my back Feeling the grass Watching the lantern Burning in the sky Wondering why Nobodys learning Answeres they are clear If you look nearer in the mirror This plank in my eye Making me cry Wish I could see clearer Thank you Mr squidward Squidward Big man in the clouds Wondering how He knows all my secrets Count all of my lies Pinching my thighs And all of my fingers Grow as long as my hair Smiling where The people are watching Come stand at my desk Copy my test See all my answers Thank you Mr squidward Squidward Standing in a creek Water knee deep Mud on my sneakers Swim down to the end Should’ve known when It led to the ocean Floating on my back Below me a crack Suddenly forming Pulled into the earth The place of my birth Past bikini bottom Thank you Mr squidward Squidward
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I was lucky to have known the smartest man to ever roll a bugler I was lucky to have known the sweetest slut with sticky fingers I was lucky to have known the meanest junkie psychopath I was lucky to have known the greatest emcee and he loves his mom and he loves his dad and he loves his brother and sister and dog I was lucky to have seen a dead body lying in the creek i was lucky to have seen ten thousand people dying on tv i was lucky to have seen our lives flashing before me I was lucky to have seen a little bit of everything and he loves his mom and he loves his dad and he loves his brother and sister and dog I was lucky to have been a baby for a little while i was lucky to have been a little kid for a little while i was lucky to have been a teenager for a little while i was lucky to have been very sad for a little while and he shot his mom and he shot his dad and she shot his brother and sister and dog and he shot his teacher (this is my last refuge) and he shot his friends (this is my last refuge) and he shot his cops (this is my last refuge) and he shot the president (this is my last refuge) and he shot the mayor (this is my last refuge) and he shot everyone (this is my last refuge) and he killed everyone (this is my last refuge) and there was no one left (this is my last refuge) for him to hate (this is my last refuge)

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released April 19, 2019

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